Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Every national Geographic on a hard drive? Heck yes..

Get every National Geographic since 1888 on a 160GB hard drive

More magazines that have a fan following need to do this..they would be happy with how many fans would buy it...Dr who magazine anyone?

Just when i thought only our goverment did stupid things with its time...

Television - News - BBC criticised over 75 Tennant appearances - Digital Spy

Clearly this man watches TV a bit to much..how about finding something important to gripe about instead of the fact that he thinks David Tennant shows up to much..without this much of an overdose the Tennant fangirls will rush the BBC in a massive attack!

10 words you need to stop misspelling

10 Words You Need to Stop Misspelling - The Oatmeal

We've all done it..one of these words is on your list. After you read this I'll bet you won't misspell it ever again...


Thursday, December 24, 2009

James mays lego house

This can only be described as what I used to think about as a kid..a whole house made of lego bricks..and of course James May was the man to head the whole thing..this proves that James May and I are one in the same...


Bedtime in the Lego House - James May's Toy Stories - Episode 5 Preview - BBC Two


Saturday, December 19, 2009

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Several stupid stories

ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could
have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets (Unbelievable but sadly
true....)

TWO
I was checking out at the local Walmart with just a few items and the
lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one
of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it
between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider',
looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it..
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this
is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'

She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE
A woman at  work was seen putting a credit card into her  floppy drive
and pulling it out very  quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on
the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was
using the ATM 'thingy'
(keep shuddering!!)

FOUR
I recently  saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her  car. 'Do you
need some help?' I asked.
She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote
door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing
to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys
to me.  As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied,
'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a
long walk...'
PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself!!!


FIVE
Several years  ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she
was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing
paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the
secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank
piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five
'blank' copies.


SIX
A mother  calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if  she needs to
take her kid to the emergency room,  the kid had eaten ants. The
dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be
fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!'


Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid!!!!

Monday, December 7, 2009

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Frogmans view on pills

thefrogman.me "thefrogumblelog" - I take drugs. Legal ones of course.

I agree with this completely of course. If they can make kids pills taste good then why not adults?


Service

I got this in an email and thought you would all appreciate it.

Service
I   was confused when I heard the word  'service' when used  with these agencies.

Internal  Revenue  'Service'
U.S.   Postal  'Service'
Telephone  'Service'
Cable  TV  'Service'
Civil   'Service'
State,  City, County &  Public   'Service'
Customer  'Service'

This  is not what I  thought 'service'  meant.

But  today, I overheard two farmers talking, And one of them said
he had hired a bull to 'service'  a few cows.

BAM!!!   It all came into focus.
Now  I understand what all  those
Agencies are doing to us.
Now  you are as enlightened as I am.