Sunday, February 28, 2010

This is why you need to proof read...

 Love those Church Ladies..
They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church
ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS)
actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'

don't forget the rummage sale.. It's a chance to get rid of those
things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who
is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.


The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies
are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would
lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
Church basement Friday at 7 PM.. The congregation is invited to attend
this tragedy.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance


The associate Minister unveiled the church's new campanin slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours"

Thursday, February 25, 2010

a full 360 of the twit cottage..for those who care

Photo Day with Chris Marquardt on

A few months ago Chris Marquardt held a photo day at twit cottage and part of it was a segment with Ron Pepper about making a panorama. He decided to make one of the twit cottage and here is the wonderful result.

What does hollywood reuse the most?

5 Things Hollywood Reuses More Than Plots |

Some of these i knew uof such as that one scream Steven Speilburg loves using in all his movies. While some I didn't even know existed...

Sunday, February 21, 2010

School issued laptops used by school to spy

School used student laptop webcams to spy on them at school and home Boing Boing

Ok as a student i would wonder why they gave me a laptop with a webcam built in and two..even before this story i would be incredibly paranoid..its why my laptop doesn't have a webcam built in..i have one somewhere i can plug in if i need to do a webcall..which with my bandwidth is almost impossible for a decent amount of time...yes obviously im angry at this story..the school had no right to do this at all.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Sunday, February 14, 2010

We are the world remake for hati

It's interesting seeing a remake of we are the world. The only thing is i recognized only about..10 of the artists in it..does that mean I'm out of touch with today's music?

We Are The World 25 For Haiti - Official Video

Friday, February 12, 2010

Just when you thought Jack was done..he sings about the doctor didnt read that wrong John Barrowman Sings about the doctor in a song that can only be described as..well as..ok I don't have words for this..but he is a good singer..

'The Doctor and I' - John Barrowman

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

What would happen if you followed all the spam advice

The Richter Scales Debut Animated Video Of “I’ve Got Mail And I’ve Got It Made”

This song alone is hilarious but the animated vid makes it better..I would embed it but for some reason my computer wont let me so a link is the next best thing.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

How did steve jobs make the ipad?

FUNNY: How Steve Jobs created the iPad « The Jason Calacanis Weblog

A hilarious pic that explains alot...go down to the comments on the page for even more laughs.

what to do with those tickets..lets turn them into a X wing...

Star Wars In Subway Tickets: Pics, Videos, Links, News

Just when you thought the tickets you got for things couldn't be useful this proves it wrong..Sometimes you have to love the geekdom of the net...

A stand aginst cell phones in cars shouldn't be so literal

A Googler Has his Tiananmen Square Moment

A funny article from the man that loves to tick everyone off..Michael Arrington and a story of how he got caught useing a cell phone in his car and the google employee that decided to take a stand against it..

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

online preroll not good for online vids

TubeMogul: Online Video Ads Grate on Consumers - Advertising Age - Digital

For my short stint of having the bandwidth to watch alot of online vids the pre-rolls were only tolerated if it was a full episode of something on hulu..anything else I didn't even fool with it..why go through a comercial to watch a 3 minute clip?