Proofreading..its important!

I got this in my email and couldn't help but share this.

Proofreading is a dying art,
wouldn't you say?

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one
I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room
and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the
editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!! !They put in
a correction the next day.


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says


No crap, really? Ya think?


Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!


Panda Mating Fails VeterinarianTakes Over


Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for- nothing' lazy so-and-so's!

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant


See if that works any better than a fair trial!


War Dims Hope for Peace


I can see where it might have that effect!


If Strike Isn't
Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!




Enfield( London ) Couple Slain Police Suspect
Homicide


They may be on to something!


Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges


You mean there's something stronger than
duct tape?


Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge


He probably IS the battery charge!


New Study of Obesity Looks for

Larger Test Group


Weren't they fat enough?!

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in

Spacecraft


That's what he gets for eating those beans!

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks


Do they taste like chicken?


High School Dropouts Cut in Half


Chainsaw Massacre all over again!


Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors


Boy, are they tall!


And the winner is...

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery;
Hundreds Dead